Jokes For: A newfie calls the RCMP

A newfie calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Billy Bob Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!"

The next day the RCMP descends on Billy Bob's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Billy Bob and leave. The phone rings at Billy Bob's..

"Hey Billy Bob, did the RCMP come to your house?"

"Yep"

"Did they chop all your firewood?"

"Yep"

"Happy Birthday Buddy!"

Joke Category: Canadian Identity Jokes
Joke Author: []
Joke Submitted by: Canadaka []
Joke Submitted on: March 13, 2005
Joke Last Modified: March 13, 2005

This Joke was printed from Canada Kicks Ass